For all of those that are concerned with the lack of updates....for the last few days- Here is the deal:
This vegetarian thing is not hard to do at all, but its just very boring. For example, I posted the meals I was having for the first few days with some added jokes for humor.... but then I realized that every day after that I was eating the exact same thing, posting that would just be boring, unless I talked about something else to make it interesting- That would be fine too, but then the blog would have nothing to do with being a vegetarian-....This blog would be a lot more interesting if were a vegetarian and was going to become a meat eater, because I promise you that I would an exciting new dish every day to post about-
So after giving this a lot of thought on how to make this blog exciting, here is what I came up with...The readers want to see successes and failures, success alone is just boring! And plus, If I am meeting my goals and its very easy, it certainly does not make for good entertainment, as we all know every good story or plot certainly requires a conflict! I sacrificed my personal beliefs for the sake of blog entertainment.... so here is what happened for the last two days and today!-
I pretended that I was really craving to eat meat, and I just could not take it anymore...So two days ago I got in my car, went straight to Wendys, ordered a # 5 Double, which is double bacon cheeseburger, large fries, 5 piece nugget (BBQ Sauce), and a Large Diet Coke- and finished everything completely including the soda in less than 60 seconds.- and after that I told myself that I can just go back to my routine the next day...but when the next day came, I realized that if being a vegetarian is so easy, let me just do this for a few more days- So the next day I went to 5 guys, and had double bacon cheeseburger, a hot dog (very under rated), large cajun fries, and large diet coke (took about 5 mins)....and then today I had a meat lovers pizza - But its ok....Tomorrow is a new day with a new sun rise....So hopefully this very difficult sacrifice on my part will provide the entertainment for the readers that was missing for the past few days....
dG
Thanks for the entertainment.. i almost choked laughing. You brought together multiple animals on that Bacon Cheeseburger to make the sacrifice a lot more difficult on yourself - purely for the enjoyment of your readers.. Thank you
ReplyDelete7 days, deep...you didn't even beat your previous attempt! well, i hope you lit a candle at the altar of your non-vegetarian sacrifice...a cheeseburger (and please let's double the bacon, no less) AND a hot dog...seriously?! how did your body cope? well...since its last carnivorous meal was only a week before, it probably wasn't in too much shock. lol...oh, you are so NOT living this down for a while. entertaining your audience, my ass. we have TV's for that.
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