Sunday, January 9, 2011

This is not fun...

For all of those that are concerned with the lack of updates....for the last few days-  Here is the deal:

This vegetarian thing is not hard to do at all, but its just very boring.  For example, I posted the meals I was having for the first few days with some added jokes for humor.... but then I realized that every day after that I was eating the exact same thing, posting that would just be boring, unless I talked about something else to make it interesting-  That would be fine too, but then the blog would have nothing to do with being a vegetarian-....This blog would be a lot more interesting if were a vegetarian and was going to become a meat eater, because I promise you that I would an exciting new dish every day to post about-

So after giving this a lot of thought on how to make this blog exciting, here is what I came up with...The readers want to see successes and failures, success alone is just boring!  And plus, If I am meeting my goals and its very easy, it certainly does not make for good entertainment, as we all know every good story or plot certainly requires a conflict!  I sacrificed my personal beliefs for the sake of blog entertainment.... so here is what happened for the last two days and today!-


I pretended that I was really craving to eat meat, and I just could not take it anymore...So two days ago I got in my car, went straight to Wendys, ordered a # 5 Double, which is double bacon cheeseburger, large fries, 5 piece nugget (BBQ Sauce), and a Large Diet Coke- and finished everything completely including the soda in less than 60 seconds.- and after that I told myself that I can just go back to my routine the next day...but when the next day came, I realized that if being a vegetarian is so easy, let me just do this for a few more days-  So the next day I went to 5 guys, and had double bacon cheeseburger, a hot dog (very under rated), large cajun fries, and large diet coke (took about 5 mins)....and then today I had a meat lovers pizza - But its ok....Tomorrow is a new day with a new sun rise....So hopefully this very difficult sacrifice on my part will provide the entertainment for the readers that was missing for the past few days....

dG

2 comments:

  1. Thanks for the entertainment.. i almost choked laughing. You brought together multiple animals on that Bacon Cheeseburger to make the sacrifice a lot more difficult on yourself - purely for the enjoyment of your readers.. Thank you

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  2. 7 days, deep...you didn't even beat your previous attempt! well, i hope you lit a candle at the altar of your non-vegetarian sacrifice...a cheeseburger (and please let's double the bacon, no less) AND a hot dog...seriously?! how did your body cope? well...since its last carnivorous meal was only a week before, it probably wasn't in too much shock. lol...oh, you are so NOT living this down for a while. entertaining your audience, my ass. we have TV's for that.

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